You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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