if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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