Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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