stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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