What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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