She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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