i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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