someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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