Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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