Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Come see our sink grown plant.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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