I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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