I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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