How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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