11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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