is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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