you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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