so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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