i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
my poor anus
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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