but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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