:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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