I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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