It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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