Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Randomize
