Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Mom said you looked used
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
foreskin is a definite game changer
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
