I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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