Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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