Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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