my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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