How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Randomize
