Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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