I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Randomize
