she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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