The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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