He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Randomize
