It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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