just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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