so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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