I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
tell me about the fingering
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