im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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