So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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