Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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