we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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