Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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