we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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