at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
