I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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