Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
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