I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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