i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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