the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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