And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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