just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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