i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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