I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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