Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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